ANSWER CARDS
to be given to MLM recruiters
(including well-meaning
family & friends).
Chose the messages you like,
then copy on card stock
to
clip & pass out as needed.

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Notice to all MLM recruiters

Thanks, but my odds are far better gambling
in Vegas – and without squandering my
social capital! For more information on the odds
of success in MLM, go to – mlm-thetruth.com. 

Refer this site to 5 people, ask each of them
to refer 5 others, and each of them 5 more.
Help start an endless chain of truth-telling.

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Notice to all MLM recruiters

Allow me to introduce MY NEW MLM
PROGRAM. Go to — mlm-thetruth.com.
Then tell 5 people to do the same & ask each
of them to tell 5 others, and each of them
5 more, etc. We can start an endless chain
of truth-telling.

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Notice to all MLM recruiters

SORRY — but I don’t do drugs, porn, gambling,
or MLM. Please do yourself a favor
and go to this web site – mlm-thetruth.com.
Refer this site to 5 people, ask each of them
to refer 5 others, and each of them 5 more., etc.
Help start an endless chain of truth-telling.

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Notice to all MLM recruiters

Please read the information on this web site –
mlm-thetruth.com. From the site, go to the
recommended web sites on MLM and read
what is posted on each of them. Then read the book
Multi-level Marketing Unmasked,
which can be downloaded from the web site.
Repeat this suggestion to 3 people you know.
Ask each of them to repeat it to 3 more people,
and each of them 3 more, etc.
Help start an endless chain of truth-telling.

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Notice to MLM recruiters

Sorry, but I don’t need another tax write-off.
And by the way, please show me the Schedule C
of your tax return.  For statistics on the odds of
success in MLM, go to – mlm-thetruth.com.
Refer this site to 5 people, ask each of them
to refer 5 others, and each of them 5 more, etc.
Help start an endless chain of truth-telling.

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Notice to all MLM recruiters

Didn’t the Egyptians bury dead people at the
bottom of pyramids? Go to — mlm-thetruth.com
Then tell 5 people to do the same, and ask each
of them to tell 5 others, and each of them 5 more,
etc. We can start an endless chain of truth-telling.

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Notice to all MLM recruiters

If I am going to extract money from my
friends and family, I want to do it honestly –
by playing poker! Please do yourself a favor
& go to this web site – mlm-thetruth.com.

Refer this site to 5 people, ask each or them
to refer 5 others, and each of them 5 more.
Help start an endless chain of truth-telling.

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Notice to all MLM recruiters

I would join your MLM to make millions,
but someone is supposed to show up at my
door any day now with a giant check from
Publishers’ Clearing House.
Be smart. Go to – mlm-thetruth.com
Refer this site to 5 people, ask each of them
to refer 5 others, and each of them 5 more.
Help start an endless chain of truth-telling.

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Notice to all MLM recruiters

I believe this warning should be placed on all
MLM products and promotional materials:
DANGER: This MLM program
could be hazardous to your wealth!

Go to mlm-thetruth.com.
Then tell 5 people to do the same, and ask
each of them to tell 5 others, and each of them
5 more, etc. Together, we can start an endless
chain of truth-telling

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Notice to all MLM recruiters

Here is my $20 tribute payment for allowing
me to keep my money and my friends.
Now – for your information, go to —
mlm-thetruth.com.
Then tell 5 people
to do the same, and ask each of them
to tell 5 others, and each of them 5 more, etc..
Together, we can start an endless chain of
truth-telling
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Notice to all MLM recruiters

When you achieve a net income (after ALL
expenses, including products, training, etc.)
from your MLM program, show me
Schedule C from your tax return as proof,
and then I will look at it. Until then,
I suggest you go to – mlm-thetruth.com
Refer this site to 5 people, ask each of them
to refer 5 others, and each of them 5 more, etc.
Help start an endless chain of truth-telling.

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Notice to all MLM recruiters

I’ll make you a bet. Ask your recruiter to
produce the tax returns of ten people showing
a profit (who are not at or near the top of
his upline), and I will pay you $100.
If you can’t do it, you pay me $100. Fair
enough? For more on  MLM success
(loss) rates, go to – mlm-thetruth.com
Refer this site to 5 people, ask each of them
to refer 5 others, and each of them 5 more, etc.
Help start an endless chain of truth-telling.

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Notice to all MLM recruiters

Let me spell out my answer: N O
Please do yourself a favor and go to
this web site – mlm-thetruth.com
Refer this site to 5 people, ask each of them
to refer 5 others, and each of them 5 more, etc.
Help start an endless chain of truth-telling.
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Notice to all MLM recruiters

I didn’t go to school, to peddle snake oil –
or the snake oil business to my friends
and family.  Now – for your information,
go to the web site – mlm-thetruth.com
Then tell 5 people to do the same,
and ask each of them to tell 5 others,
and each of them 5 more, etc. We can
start an endless chain of truth-telling

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Notice to all MLM recruiters

You say I will make money at MLM?
By the way, I have some ocean front
property in Utah, and if you could just
recruit 3 of your friends and family . . .
Or even better, I suggest you go to –
mlm-thetruth.com. Refer this site
to 5 people, ask them each to refer 5 others,
and each of them 5 more, etc. Help
start an endless chain of truth-telling.

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Notice to all MLM recruiters

A regular job may be like a small life boat,
but I’d rather be on one that floats than
the MLM Titanic that sinks.
For the truth about MLM, go to –
mlm-thetruth.com

Refer this site to 5 people, ask each of them
to refer 5 others, and each of them 5 more, etc.
Help start an endless chain of truth-telling.

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Notice to all MLM recruiters

Donald Trump endorsed MLM, eh!
Do you really think Trump would be dumb
enough to join a pyramid scheme at the
bottom level? Please do yourself a favor
& go to this web site – mlm-thetruth.com

Refer this site to 5 people, then ask each
of them to refer 5 others, and each of them
5 more, etc. Help start an endless chain
of truth-telling.

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Notice to all MLM recruiters

I would rather invest my life savings in a
Saudi Arabian water company, than join
an MLM. Please do yourself a favor & go to
this web site – mlm-thetruth.com

Refer this site to 5 people, then ask each
of them to refer 5 others, and each of them
5 more, etc. Help start an endless chain
of truth-telling.

 

One Comment on ““Answer cards for MLM recruiters”

  1. JoAnn T

    I can’t wait to print and try these cards on family and friends who keep trying to recruit me into their latest MLM scheme.

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